Welcome to the fun world of door puns! If you like jokes that make you laugh, you’ve come to the right place. Door puns are fun pranks based on doors, buttons and everything in between that makes doors so interesting! These puns are simple, silly and perfect for sharing with friends and family. Whether it’s a punchy joke or a clever pun with hinges and handles, Door Puns are sure to put a smile on your face. So get ready to open the door to some hilarious events and keep reading for more door jokes!.
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Door Puns on Knocking
1Knock knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive standing outside, let me in!
2Can February March? No, but April May!
3I used to play piano by ear, but now I use the door.
4Knock knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
5I only have my shelf to blame if you don’t let me in.
6Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
7Knock knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
8I’m a door, knock and unlock my potential.
9Knocking on wood so often, I might start a band.
10When one door closes, another one makes a joke.
11Knock knock! Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
12A door-to-door salesman knocked on my joke book.
13Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
14Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, cow says moooo!
15I’m a door, but I might crack up if you push me too far.
16Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh— MOO!
17I’d tell you a door joke but you might bolt.
18Knock knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you and please open the door!
19When I tell door jokes, I always knock it out of the park.
20I have many door jokes, but I don’t want to hinge all my humor on them.
Pun Names for Doors
1Dumbledore: The wisest door in all the halls.
2Dwayne “The Knock” Johnson: Always ready for an entrance.
3Doris Day: Always swinging with the oldies.
4Jim Morrison: The Doors lead vocalist, literally.
5Jon Door Jovi: Livin’ on a prayer that you’ll let me in.
6Al Goreithm: Calculating the best time to open.
7Henry Doorly: Zookeeper of all the wild door antics.
8Meryl Creep: Always sneaking into the room.
9Lionel Friche: Always on track.
10Pierce Doorsnan: Suave and always on time.
11Dorabelle: Belle of the ball entrances.
12Woody Harrelson: Crafted from the finest.
13Lady Doorva: Aristocratic and elegant.
14Gordie Howe: Scoring with every swing.
15Kevin Doorant: Tallest and mightiest of doors.
16Michael Bordon: Battling pests on the other side.
17Han Solo: Because this door flies solo.
18Freddie Mercury: Opens with a rock star flair.
19Ellen DeGenerate: Always up for a laugh.
20Jack Gyllenhaal: Mysterious and captivating entrances.
Door Puns on Swinging
1Every time I swing open, I feel unhinged!
2Swing by anytime, I’m always open to guests.
3I swing both ways, but I’m not a revolving door.
4Let’s swing into action and get this door open!
5Swinging through the day, one guest at a time.
6When the door swings open, it’s a breeze of fresh air.
7Swing high, swing low, just don’t leave me ajar.
8A door’s favorite music? Swing, of course!
9Let’s make an entrance, swing style!
10Every swing brings a new opportunity.
11Don’t get swung up on the little things.
12Swing by for a bit, I promise I won’t shut you out.
13I’m always swinging into jokes.
14When life closes a door, just swing it open again.
15I keep swinging, but never hitting—only opening.
16Swing into the weekend like a door to freedom.
17Life’s a swing, and then you open.
18Swinging doors: the dancers of the doorway.
19Swing out sister, the door’s wide open!
20Swing by, and let’s have a door-rific day!
Door Puns on Closing
1I’m not a DJ, but I can close with a bang!
2I’m not rude, I just close up when I’m cold.
3Close encounters of the door kind.
4Always close but never far.
5Close but no cigar? More like close but no squeak!
6Close me gently, I’m not a drum!
7Don’t be closed-minded, just close the door!
8I close to keep the secrets.
9Closing time, every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s door.
10Every close has a silver lining.
11Close the door on negativity.
12Closing the door on the past, opening to the future.
13I love a good close-up, especially in slow motion.
14Close today, open tomorrow.
15I might close slowly, but I open with enthusiasm.
16Closing doors: the introverts of the doorway.
17Close to perfection, just add a lock.
18I’m a door, not a book, but I still like a good close.
19Close your eyes and open your doors.
20Always close to your heart, just through the door.
Door Puns on Locks
1Lock and roll, baby!
2A lock a day keeps the intruders away.
3You hold the key to my lock.
4Locks of love, for secure relationships.
5Why don’t locks play poker? Too many key players!
6I’m not a chef, but I sure know how to lock in flavor.
7Lock it or lose it!
8Lock and load, time to secure!
9A door’s best friend? A loyal lock.
10Pick locks, not fights.
11Locks and bagels, the breakfast of champions.
12Locked in a good joke, can you unlock the laughter?
13Let’s lock this down, safety first!
14I’ve got a lock on you!
15When a lock clicks, it’s music to my ears.
16Locks are the puzzles of the door world.
17Locking around the clock.
18Unlock your potential, but lock your door.
19Lock-y number seven, always secure.
20I’d tell you a lock joke, but it’s under key and key.
Door Puns on Hinges
1Hinge your bets, I’m opening up!
2I’m off the hinges tonight!
3Let’s get this party unhinged!
4Hinges and kisses from your favorite door.
5Don’t let the door hit you on the hinge on the way out.
6Hinge got nothing on me!
7Hinges: The real swingers.
8Hinge-worthy: When a door’s performance is off the charts.
9I might be a door, but I’m not unhinged.
10Life is all about the ups and downs, just like a hinge.
11When in doubt, hinge it out.
12Hinges may creak, but they never complain.
13A hinge a day keeps the squeaks away.
14Keep calm and hinge on.
15Hinge-tastic! Making every swing count.
16Hinges—the silent heroes of the door world.
17Always dependable, never unhinged.
18A hinge’s life: Swung out but never worn out.
19Hinges: They might bend, but they won’t break.
20Let’s make this a hinge to remember!
One-Liner
1Knock knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive this funny door humor!
2When one door closes… another one jokes!
3I’m a door, so if you adore puns, you’re in the right place.
4Door’s rule: If you can’t handle the knob, stay out of the hallway!
5I’ve got a handle on these jokes, but sometimes they unhinge me.
6A door’s favorite hobby? Board games!
7Doors: The only thing that makes an entrance and a joke at the same time.
8Don’t like my puns? Well, you can shut the front door!
9Doors are the opening act to every home joke.
10This door swings both ways, especially in a punchline.
11Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ya. Yahoo? Nope, I prefer Google!
12I used to hate door puns, but I’ve swung around.
13Don’t want to hear a door joke? Fine, I’ll keep it shut.
14If puns were doors, this one would be unhinged.
15Why do doors never get lost? Because they always know where the hinge hangs.
16Don’t trust a door that’s cracked up—it’s unhinged.
17What did the door say after the joke? “Wood you believe it?”
18Doors don’t get tired of puns; they just panel down.
19Door jokes are always a knock out.
20If you need a laugh, just push the right buttons, or… knock on the right door!
