Drinking puns is a refreshing way to make your day fun! Whether you’re drinking water, soda, or something nice like a smoothie, there are plenty of fun things to do. In this blog, we present some funny drinks that will make you laugh. From “new” jokes to “chairiffic” jokes, you raise your glass and smile. So if you’re ready for some serious fun, grab your favorite drink and get ready to enjoy these fun, pun-filled, and hilarious chick flicks!.
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Coffee Puns
1Espresso yourself!
2You mocha me crazy.
3Brew can do it!
4Everything I brew, I brew it for you.
5Stay grounded, my friend.
6Words cannot espresso how much you mean to me.
7Better latte than never.
8Bean there, done that.
9Don’t worry, be frappe.
10I like you a latte.
11You’re steaming hot!
12Love you a whole latte.
13Depresso: when you’ve run out of coffee.
14Bean thinking about you!
15You’re brew-tiful.
16Java nice day!
17Sip happens.
18What’s brew-in’?
19You perk me up.
20Life’s too short for bad coffee.
Tea Puns
1You’re tea-riffic!
2Spill the tea.
3Time for a tea-rrific moment.
4I’m a little tea-pot, short and stout.
5You’re my cup of tea.
6Let’s get this par-tea started.
7It’s brew-tiful outside.
8I’m steeped in love.
9Tea to tango.
10Oolong time, no see.
11Sereni-tea now!
12Chai hard.
13Matcha do about nothing.
14Take life one sip at a time.
15Don’t be chai.
16You’re brew-ti-ful.
17You’re just my steep.
18Pour yourself a little happiness.
19Life’s a steep slope.
20Steeping it real.
Wine Puns
1Sip happens.
2Wine not?
3You had me at merlot.
4Time to wine down.
5I’m grapeful for you.
6Stop and smell the rosé.
7You can’t sip with us.
8You’re the wine that I want.
9Partners in wine.
10Age improves with wine.
11Wine a little, laugh a lot.
12Red-y or not, here I come.
13Sip me baby one more time.
14In wine, there’s truth.
15Love the wine you’re with.
16I tend to wine a lot.
17Rosé all day.
18Sauvignon blanc-out.
19Everything happens for a riesling.
20Cheers to pour decisions.
Beer Puns
1Ale’s well that ends well.
2Don’t worry, beer happy.
3Brew it yourself.
4I’m lager than life.
5Hoptimistic about the future.
6Let’s get hoppy.
7Life’s brewtiful.
8I’m feeling stout.
9Don’t stop, beer-lievin’.
10Wish you were beer.
11Brew you believe it?
12Ale be there for you.
13You’re un-beer-lievable.
14Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
15Time flies when you’re having beer.
16Just brew it.
17I’m here for the boos.
18IPA lot when I drink.
19Hoppy hour is the best hour.
20We’ll be beer for you.
Cocktail Puns
1You’re gin-credible.
2Time to shake things up!
3Mojito made me do it.
4Let’s rum away together.
5Feeling fine and lime.
6You’ve stirred my heart.
7Gin and bear it.
8Let the evening be-gin.
9Let’s margarita-vate.
10I’m whiskey business.
11Rum thing you said.
12Drink outside the box.
13Sip, sip, hooray!
14Whiskey me away.
15I’ve got a gin-tuition about this.
16Everything’s peachy-keen when you’ve got a bellini.
17Don’t whiskey your life away.
18I’m feeling bubbly.
19I make pour decisions.
20Just a sip of sunshine.
Juice & Smoothie Puns
1Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
2You’re the zest!
3Feeling grape today.
4I ap-peach-iate you.
5I’m berry excited.
6It’s juiced what I needed.
7You’re one in a melon.
8Smoothie operator.
9Lime yours.
10Squeeze the day!
11Pulp fiction.
12Don’t blend in, stand out!
13Kiwi go on like this?
14You’re the apple of my eye.
15Life is juice-tiful.
16You’re the zest thing ever!
17I’ve got a date with a smoothie.
18Pear-fectly delicious.
19You’re un-peel-ievable.
20You’re so a-peeling.
One-Liner
1I’m on cloud wine.
2Stop and smell the rosé.
3Don’t worry, beer happy.
4You’re brew-tiful!
5Espresso yourself.
6Time to wine down.
7Sip happens.
8You’re un-beer-lievable.
9Let the evening be-gin.
10I like you a latte.
11Partners in wine.
12Whiskey me away.
13I’m feeling hoppy.
14Life’s brewtiful.
15Love you a whole latte.
16Pour decisions make great stories.
17It’s time to get fizz-ical.
18Let’s chai something new.
19You’re the zest!
20Brew can do it!
