Country puns are clever jokes based on country names, geography, and cultures. These puns use wordplay to make you laugh while learning fun facts about countries!
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USA-Themed Puns
1I can’t wait to see the Statue of Liber-tea.
2Feeling star-spangled happy today!
3It’s a Yankee Doodle Dandy kind of day.
4I’ll Washington to you later!
5Mount Rushmore? More like Mount Fun-more.
6I’ve got the spirit—American style!
7Ready to Uncle Sam it up this weekend.
8You’re Grand Canyon do it!
9This is a real capital idea.
10That idea is as great as the Great Lakes.
11I’m feeling really free-spirited today.
12It’s time to wave those red, white, and blue flags!
13I’m on the pursuit of happiness—American edition.
14Ready for some peace, love, and liberty.
15You’re one in a Washington.
16I’ll be stars and stripes forever!
17Liberty is just a state of mind.
18That’s as tall as the Empire State.
19That’s the American Dream, right there!
20This place is Ameri-can’t-miss.
UK-Themed Puns
1Let’s have a tea-rific time!
2Feeling over the Thames today.
3That’s so funny, it’s making me Buck-ing-ham.
4Don’t London Bridge your way through this one.
5Time to get a little cheeky with it.
6That’s tea-sipping perfection.
7You’ve got a royal-ly great attitude!
8I can’t handle all this pomp and circumstance.
9Let’s keep calm and carry on with these puns.
10These jokes are Victoria-ous!
11I’m queening over this!
12You’ve really got me chuffed with that one.
13Feeling like I’m on a British Airways high.
14That pun is the real crown jewel of the day.
15I’m as happy as a clam chowder at a London pub.
16It’s so British, it’s practically tea time.
17You’re the Piccadilly of my heart.
18I’m feeling so good, I could visit the Tower of London!
19I’ll be Westminstering my way through the day.
20This pun’s as good as fish and chips on a rainy day.
France-Themed Puns
1Life is oh la la fabulous today!
2That’s so funny, I’m about to wine.
3You’re my Eiffel-tower of strength.
4These puns are just magnifique.
5It’s crêpe-tastic how good this is!
6You’re the croissant to my morning.
7Feeling like I’m in l’amour with these jokes.
8Let’s get a little chic with it.
9This joke’s so good, I’m saying oui to it.
10You’ve got that Je ne sais quoi about you.
11I’m ready to Napoleon right into these puns.
12France is wine-ing and I’m fine-ing.
13You’re such a baguette of fun.
14This joke has a certain je ne sais quoi.
15That idea is as classic as the Moulin Rouge.
16Ready to take on the day like Joan of Arc.
17These puns are so good, they’re a real tour de force.
18I’m feeling so good, I’m ready to French kiss the sky!
19Let’s Paris-cope into this bright future.
20That’s the cream of the French puns!
Italy-Themed Puns
1That idea is pasta-tively brilliant!
2I’m roma-nticizing everything today.
3This plan is pizza my heart.
4Let’s have a gelato good time!
5You’re making me feel all Venice-y inside.
6This is amore than I could have asked for.
7I’m feeling pesto-mistic about this.
8You’ve got me saying Mamma Mia with these jokes.
9Let’s take a gondola ride into pun city!
10That’s a spaghetti amount of fun!
11Life’s a pizza cake when you’re around.
12You’ve got that Rome vibe going on.
13Feeling as powerful as the Colosseum today.
14You’ve got the lean of a real pun master.
15That’s so cheesy, it’s practically parmesan.
16You’re my little pasta-ble dream.
17It’s pasta point of no return with these jokes!
18That pun deserves a standing ovation—Vatican style!
19You’ve got pasta-bilities beyond belief!
20Let’s meet up for some fettuccini friendship!
Japan-Themed Puns
1You’re soy amazing!
2Let’s roll with the sushi puns today.
3Life’s all about finding your zen.
4You’re the cherry blossom of my eye.
5Feeling like a ninja with these puns.
6I’m so sake-d with excitement!
7This is sumo-thing special.
8You’re my koi fish in a big pond.
9Feeling like I’m at the top of Mount Fuji today.
10That idea is onigiri-fic!
11You’re ramen-tic in all the right ways.
12It’s time to kimono and get things started.
13These puns are tempura-rily the best I’ve heard.
14You’ve got me saying kon’nichiwa to fun!
15It’s going to be a toro-rific day.
16These puns are teriyaki-ng me laugh.
17I’ll bento over backward for more of these!
18That’s udon-believable!
19You’ve got a karate chop of humor!
20You’re as sweet as mochi.
Australia-Themed Puns
1You’re my mate—the best of the best!
2Let’s hop into these jokes like a kangaroo.
3That’s a koala-ty pun right there.
4I’m feeling as powerful as the Outback today.
5You’ve got a roo-tine of great puns!
6It’s all g’day and good vibes from here.
7I’m boomeranging back for more of these.
8Let’s make these puns down under-standable.
9You’ve got me feeling dingo-tastic today.
10That’s a true-blue winner!
11I’ll be surfin’ these waves of jokes all day.
12Let’s not croc under the pressure of these puns.
13I’m platypus-sibly the happiest with these.
14You’ve got a great barrier of humor!
15These puns are as bright as the Sydney Opera House.
16You’ve got me feeling like a bushranger of puns.
17That idea’s got me upside down with excitement.
18Let’s throw another pun on the barbie!
19This is a fair dinkum good time.
20You’re Aussie-some at this!
One-Liner
1I couldn’t Czech out of my hotel—it was fully booked!
2You’ve got to be Norway to believe these puns!
3Denmark puns are the best, bar none.
4You’ve got a Fiji-ling that something fun is coming!
5Don’t be Chile, it’s just a pun!
6I have to admit, these country puns are Spain-ful.
7Let’s taco ’bout how great Mexico is!
8I’m Russia-ing to tell you this joke before I forget.
9Kenya believe how many puns we’ve made?
10I’m Hungary for more country puns!
11I’ll never forget this trip to Greece—it was un-feta-gettable!
12Do you think Switzerland makes neutral jokes?
13We’re Ghana have a good time with these puns!
14It’s hard to be serious in a place like Turkey—always laughing!
15Brazil-ians of puns, and they just keep coming!
16These puns are making me a little France-y.
17You can’t leave Italy without pasta-bilities.
18Sweden is sweet, just like these puns!
19We’re Finnish-ed with the puns, but they’re still on the map!
20Poland some strings to get more country jokes!
